My wife to our daughter, 3yrOld: That’s where I draw the line! I may have let you take your pants off at the dinner table but socks is too far.
#lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy

Who’d a’ thunk this was shot by a 5 year old ❤️ #iLuvLucy #lifewithlittles

Me to the 5yrOld: Honey, if u want to go out somewhere u need to use the clothes that u have to get dressed…
#shitishouldnthavetosaytomykids #iLuvLucy

Following the evening’s activities, back at home…
5yrOld: Where’s my beverage thingy? (beer koozy)
7yrOld: You’re not old enough to drink beverages.
#shitmykidssay #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy #lolollie

5yrOld: I’m a skeleton doing opera!
#shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy

While in line @Target…
4.5yrOld: I want this #Encanto microphone!!
Mommy: That’ll make a lot of noise; you may not be able to use it for long…
4.5yrOld: I REALLY want this one.
Mommy: Your brother will be annoyed.
4.5yrOld: (excited) I KNOW!!! 😳 🤨
#lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy

Happened recently..

Me: You can’t have the NutriGrain bar.
4.5yrOld girl (full volume shriek): “THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!” (stomps off with the anger of 1,000 suns).

Can’t wait for puberty.

#lifewithlittles #iluvLucy #angerof1000suns