7.5yrOld: “That’s my main reason for not wanting to go to space… I’m worried about farting in the space suit.” 💨 😳 😷
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #lolollie #fartinginspace
5yrOld: I’m a skeleton doing opera!
#shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles #iLuvLucy
Me, avoiding awkward cat claws on my chest: “Ah! Arya, I don’t need another nipple pierced!”
7.5yrOld: “HAHAHAHA I DON’T NEED ANOTHER NIPPLE PIERCED!!”
Can’t wait for the call from school.
#lolollie #shitmykidsays #lifewithlittles
My 7yrOld today described something at school using air-quotes when referring to his class.
When I asked him why the air-quotes for “Mrs. X’s class”, he replied, “we had a substitute teacher.”
#lifewithlittles #shitmykidsays #airquotes #lolollie
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