@EnochianEntropy “DUDE - cats ARE aliens! Also birds aren’t real…! OPEN YOUR EYES!”

@Darkenyght1701 Saw a couple old friends get in long heated debates on there… told them don’t raise your BP, it’s a waste of time.

“The only infinite things are the Universe & human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the Universe.” Add Whataboutism to that & it’s spot-on.

Daughter 21 just got adoration from crowd of 14-15-16 yr old boys at Target who wanted her number. Told her she looks like College Barbie to them, you should go straight to the pepper spray aisle though just in case

@CJLavoie Mine did great right out of the box.

Something I missed that nearly made me snap: a safety feature that makes it auto shutdown if the handle gets too loose, which it will over time. Phone support was super nice, they must’ve heard it a few times before….

And now we’ve reached the age of discussing lawn gear, let us all shout it in unison: GET OFF MY LAWN

@WeThePeople Same folks who cheered & laughed when Shartnado mocked the disabled reporter…? That won’t ever be forgotten or forgiven by this parent of a special needs child

@Bix “Let me make some more appeals to authoritative sources that really all amount to ‘hey peace in our time baby’ & ‘go along to get along’, aight…?”

Found big black metal hoop behind the house when we moved in. Always wanted to make something of it to hang on fence or in gazebo. Think I will tie a few knots like this

@CLManussier @Alfred Yes. I think the answer is Yes.

(I favor reds w sweets so maybe Rioja…? Malbec?)

@Bix Seriously I just need to over-caffeinate myself & rant BS on camera till I get a cushy think tank gig then the pallets of cash magically appear…?

#TrollSplatPlaylist

Freddie King That’s What You Think

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fdL7xHwIT6g

#CoSomusic

@WeThePeople Well looky here what the witch hunt found: MORE WITCHES!

#LockThemAllUp

@Beanc Owl is atop the chimney. Not sure why pic rotates…?

@MrsSpear Ella: Hi. No, I don’t dress like this every day. Some humans find this funny for unknown reasons

Just Mrs. Owl, surveying her domain for tonight’s dinner at the park: “Mmm, cicadas for an appetizer…. Then what…?”

@0x56 Once had radio station mascot gig (‘80s) as Mr. Fox. We also called it the rat costume but it was pretty nice.

Most kids loved it but it was terribly hard to see out of plus the tail might knock some over. This is why we tried to always have a minder nearby. Also: unbearably hot, not sure how anyone literally runs around in these things

@galaxsee76 Makes one wonder how some businesses are even still in business

We must play our lives like soldiers in the field
The life is short
I'm running faster all the time…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpwuRlXbhk

@ketchup9080 It’s not just Safeguard Caps?
https://briowt.com/products/ca55phb

@Eurydice1973 Nor should you… just had lunch & now want coffee and 2 of those, please