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People should just start sending gently used couches to JD Vance's place

The best line I've seen today from Rex Huppke from the USA Today

"Donald Trump has two settings: "racist" and "off".

๐Ÿ˜‚ :Asshat:

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"Five days before Donald Trump became president in January 2017, a manager at a bank branch in Cairo received an unusual letter from an organization linked to the Egyptian intelligence service. It asked the bank to 'kindly withdraw' nearly $10 million from the organizationโ€™s account โ€” all in cash."

That cash was reportedly targeted to go to the newly elected Trump.

Feds started an investigation. Trumps new AG - Bill Barr shut it down.

msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ms

Harris changed tactics:
โ€œCan you think of any laws,โ€ she asked the nominee, โ€œthat give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?โ€
โ€œUm,โ€ Kavanaugh replied, furrowing his brow. โ€œI am happy to answer a more specific question, but โ€” โ€
โ€œMale versus female,โ€ Harris offered, smiling, and when Kavanaugh still expressed confusion, she repeated her 19-word question: โ€œCan you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?โ€
-Washington Post

Find me one person with a better laugh than Kamala Harris, I challenge you!

from

"Joe Biden remains a master at doing politics. Dark Brandon dark-brandoned the shit out of his passing of the torch. clearly, this wasnโ€™t a spur-of-the-moment decision. Joe had to have worked behind the scenes to shore up this much immediate support for Kamala. he made sure not one word of any this leaked. he timed the announcement of his decision so that Donny and the Republicans spent the entire convention running against the wrong candidate."

@PatrickKay

Sign up on Act Blue to contribute to her campaign. I did.

Even $5 helps ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Starting to understand maybe why Biden waited until after the RNC to make this announcement. Cut the legs out from under MAGA

@BreakingNews

We have lost a comedic giant. Unique talent that stood out even among contemporaries like Cosby, Gobel, Berle and others. Thanks for the laughs, sir.

Bob Newhart, who went from standup comedy to sitcom star, dies at 94

washingtonpost.com/obituaries/

Had the privilege of seeing Bob do standup a few years back. The definition of funny right there.

"Elon Musk Has Said He Is Committing Around $45 Million a Month to a New Pro-Trump Super PAC" ~ WSJ

$45 million.

Per MONTH.

How is this bullshit still legal? It's literally buying a Presidency at this scale. Musk isn't doing this for nothing. There WILL be a return favor if Turnip gets in.

wsj.com/politics/elections/elo

"Wife of dead rally-goer says she hasnโ€™t heard from Trump โ€” but wonโ€™t take Bidenโ€™s call"

In deference to her deceased husband who wouldn't have liked it :Asshat: but the convicted heartless and brainless felon hasn't called her (of course), Biden tried. The felon is destroying our country with its divisiveness.

alternet.org/wife-rally-goer-b

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