@JK That was September 19th (Don't ask me how I know that. I just do.)
Where do pirates go for a drink?
The sandbar.
What did the pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer
Why did the pirate go the Apple store?
He needed a new iPatch
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich to give to the poor?
Robin Hook
There are others, but I'll be merciful and leave you with that.