One of my teammates has been posting pirate jokes on the team chat. The latest one is "How do pirates prefer to communicate?" and it's taking all my self-control not to reply "Counter.Social?"
@sanau I love it all! And I especially appreciate you when Pirate Day is.
@JK That was September 19th (Don't ask me how I know that. I just do.)
Where do pirates go for a drink?
The sandbar.
What did the pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer
Why did the pirate go the Apple store?
He needed a new iPatch
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich to give to the poor?
Robin Hook
There are others, but I'll be merciful and leave you with that.