Pharaoh: Enslaves the Hebrew people
Pharaoh: Kills their firstborn to prevent an uprising
Pharaoh: Allows nine plagues to befall his people because he refuses to free the enslaved Hebrew people
Pharaoh: Agrees to free the Hebrew people, but goes back on his word at the very last minute
God: Kills the firstborn of Egypt in retaliation
Some Dimbulb: OMG! How could God do such a thing?! That's so evil!
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@JCAlexandreWrites Hebrew People: make up a fictional history where they claim to have had millions of people strong who were enslaved by the egyptians, made a big show of "leaving the egyptians," and then were lost in the desert for 40 years, and then decided to land in Canaan which was under Egypt's control during the time when they claimed to have reached there.
Some dimbulbs: There's not a shred of evidence to support these claims.
I'm a dimbulb I guess.
Oh, look! A shiny button with the word "Block" on it.
I wonder what happens when I push--