Hilariously, it's a double barrel giveaway name. Coutts, as in the private bank.
@InUnfunky @Cosmichomicide onion?
@InUnfunky @Cosmichomicide oh I didn't realize this was part of a bigger conversation.
Bigger is questionable - but your comment was actually pretty on point!
@InUnfunky @Cosmichomicide I'm almost certain I've seen the bottom row in an onion article at some point.