So if I carry embryos into or out of Alabama, am I human trafficking, or kidnapping now?

I learned something at my buddy's bachelor's party Saturday.

I suck at bowling!

@Bliss total classic

"I cant connect to wireless."
"Is it just you or others?"
"Just me."
"What have you tried."
"Nothing. I will reboot."

This from a senior engineer with 30 years of exp, cant figure out a wireless issue. Sigh.

Fuck around and find out!

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Dear Google,

Can you make a feature that will automatically mute my TV anytime Trump's voice is heard?

Thanks!

This is the face of a dog that just unleashed chemical warfare upon me!! Holy shit. Crawled up next to me and then farted!! Green fog!!!

@AskNick yeah. :)

"My toy!"

@Alfred sir I give you an "A" for the effort :) good job

@Alfred you dont like backslashes do you, Alfred?

@Alfred write me a powershell script to export shared network drive configurations from a windows registry, pretty please.

@Hobyrim @AskNick during our end of week infrastructure team meeting.. my peer in the UK.. let's call him Raj.. said "I hope you all have a quiet day." And the 16 other people on the call basically lost their shit (jokingly) at him.

This is AFTER he admitted to never seeing Star Wars.

Let's just say, Raj is gonna catch shit next week!

@AskNick thing is, we had been doing failover testing paat few days, never had a incident like that. It is impressive how duplicating a MAC took down the FTD.

When the MAC address exists on two different connected VLANs, and creates a loop, why oh why is the default action to close the entire port group?

A failover test just took down all the services in the DMZ, ticket system, exchange, dynamics, citrix..

No more failover testing until Tuesday!

#cosodogs

Such a good boy!

Today is Friday, this is good.

Hopefully as well we will learn how much agent orange has to pay NY state. I hope it is more than 300 million!

@CoyoteConscious I think they are latching onto any excuses to commit violent acts. They are attacking ships belonging to counties that have nothing to do with Israel.

They behave like a toddler throwing a tantrum, lashing out. It is okay. We'll put them in time out

Someone please explain to the Houthis the meaning of "Fuck around and find out."

... nevermind it is too late.

@AskNick mmhmm..yep.. but my thought was.. if the senate goes to impeach you.. you already have the remedy. We have the bullets in stock.

Since it takes an impeachment conviction. :)

Now let's be honest, the argument is devoid from reality, but they have to argue something.

It is such a shit show.