Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Why did the Super Bowl have to go to overtime? Don’t they understand there are people like me that get up at way too early in the morning? I guess that’s why caffeine was invented.
Just for the record, "Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I've been drinking?
Gary Poole
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Stopped by the new building yesterday, and it was utter chaos. As expected. I think I'm going to see if I can keep working from home for as long as possible. 😎
Glory to coffee in the highest
And peace to its beans on Earth
Lord coffee, heavenly brew, almighty coffee, our beverage
We worship you, we give you thanks, we praise you for your caffeine
(if you get it, you get it) 😎
Question of the Day: What's the best thing to snack on while watching football?
I recently saw a bumper sticker that read: “I’m a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal” . . . and I suddenly realized how many proctologists are on the roads.
With the amount of candy being sold in stores this month, I think we should rename Valentine's Day to "Spring Halloween".
One of the big advantages of working from home is that the kitchen is just downstairs.
One of the big disadvantages of working from home is that the kitchen is just downstairs.
Today is National Fettuccine Alfredo Day, and in honor of the holiday, I'm going to ask the tough question: What is your favorite Italian food?
(I know, trying to answer with just one dish is difficult)
And just to be clear, I have nothing against Taylor Swift. Her music isn't to my own taste, but I have a lot of respect for her: she's obviously quite talented, and the only thing she's "guilty" of is creating something that brings enjoyment to millions of people. Good for her.
(had to throw the last choice in there because I'm highly amused by certain people who are way over-obsessed with her mere presence) 😜
For those of you planning to watch the Super Bowl this Sunday, what is your main reason for tuning in?
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Beans falling, rolling
water spilling in darkness
first brew of the day
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022