Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
So my one year old “kitten“ is now 15 pounds of fluffy cuteness.
I'm not saying I'm lazy or anything, but a perfect invention would be combining the Star Trek food replicator with the transporter so I could have a cheeseburger instantly materialize in my hand whenever I was hungry.
As a kid and teenager, it was all about McDonald's. Nowadays when I very rarely eat fast food, when I do I like to make a run for the border.
In honor of National Fast Food Day: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Even as an (alleged) adult, I still enjoy sliding across hardwood floors while wearing wool socks.
"Give me a shot and leave the pot."
"Sir, this is a coffee shop, not a bar."
(looks at the barista with a thousand yard stare) "Leave. The. Pot."
If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, I'm sorry but we can’t be friends.
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I can't stand.
Does Walmart know something about Christmas we don’t? Because I’m not sure their idea on how to “light up” Christmas is recommended... 😳
This week on We Try Wednesday, Keely and I taste-test Mr. Brown’s Iced Coffee.
When people ask me what sign I was born under, I generally answer "maternity".
I still don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance. It's been bothering me for some time now.
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
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Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022