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No matter how many lasagnas you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna.

I’m so glad they finally figured out how to debone donuts. I was tired of having to pick the little donut bones out of my teeth every morning...

Today's random question: What's the last "theme park" you've been to, and when was it?

No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." ~ T.S. Eliot

"I measure my life by the gallon of coffee." ~ Gary Poole


The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

Today's random question: What is your favorite dip?

I have sadly come terms with the fact that I will always have the handwriting of a 7th grader.

I’m not sure, but I think this may possibly be photoshopped…

Thanks to studio lighting, let’s all say hello to the whitest guy in television. 😂

I'm still a bit surprised Starbucks hasn’t added “IV bag” to their list of sizes. Maybe their just waiting for figure out what weird Latin name to give the bag.

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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.