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What's the best pie for Thanksgiving?

I'm not saying I'm lazy or anything, but a perfect invention would be combining the Star Trek food replicator with the transporter so I could have a cheeseburger instantly materialize in my hand whenever I was hungry.

As a kid and teenager, it was all about McDonald's. Nowadays when I very rarely eat fast food, when I do I like to make a run for the border.

Even as an (alleged) adult, I still enjoy sliding across hardwood floors while wearing wool socks.

"Give me a shot and leave the pot."

"Sir, this is a coffee shop, not a bar."

(looks at the barista with a thousand yard stare) "Leave. The. Pot."


If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, I'm sorry but we can’t be friends.

Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I can't stand.

Does Walmart know something about Christmas we don’t? Because I’m not sure their idea on how to “light up” Christmas is recommended... 😳

When people ask me what sign I was born under, I generally answer "maternity".

I still don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance. It's been bothering me for some time now.

There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.

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Gary Poole

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.