@LnzyHou At least someone does. 😜

According to my pediatrician, I'm fairly immature for my age.

@bfgreen I'll take two. Do you deliver? 😜

In the beginning, there was coffee.

And it was good.

Very good.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

@AskTheDevil I’ve been with the company for over 15 years (through three sales managers) and am on the same level (we’re both department heads). Plus the GM sided with me on this one.

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That’s not allowed in bowling. Which I now know.

@0x56 Well, actually... 😜

Had a sales manager try to throw me under the bus in a staff meeting today because they got bitched out by a client. Unfortunately for the sales manager, I keep all emails and was able to show clearly that I did exactly what the client wanted.

Never try to throw someone under the bus who keeps receipts. Just saying.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Question of the Day: If you could hire out one household chore what would it be?

#QuestionOfTheDay

@AngryCanadianGamer That's a good shade for your skin color.

@LnzyHou @CinnamonGirlE Sassy always works. Just ask my wife: the Queen of Sass. 😜

@LnzyHou @CinnamonGirlE Nice and sassy frames. 😎

@Lucky188 Goldfish are fine for breakfast, as long as we are talking about the crackers and not actual fish.

The wife has "Ballroom Blitz" cranked up in the bathroom. She has excellent taste in music. 😎

#CosoMusic

https://youtu.be/7lTwA5xMeTM

Apparently eating Cheetos for breakfast is somehow wrong. Who knew?

After a relaxing holiday weekend, I’m back at work (relatively speaking). Unsure yet how I feel about this.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

@Finkle Are you saying all turtles look alike? 😮

Still not really sure why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks in an attempt to hide their identity.

@S_r_stone That place always seemed a bit boring to me. Elves are a bit aloof. I bet they don't even have decent WiFi there.