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I don't even plan on leaving the house.

They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.

I have learned over the years that people make happiness far too complicated instead of just appreciating the simple pleasures of life.

Like coffee.

Mmm... coffee.


I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.

If you hear me say, "mahna mahna" and don't respond with "Doo DOO, doo DOO doo," you cannot be my friend.

I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.

Some days you just have to fill the tub with Skittles and pretend to be Godzilla in a ball pit.

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Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.

“We are the knights who shop at Walmart. Can someone tell us where the shrubberies are?”

Just got back from the doc. Threw out my back and my left shoulder doing yardwork.

Think it might be time to hire a yard service. Getting old sucks sometimes.

And speaking of the yard, my azaleas are blooming. In November. Plants are weird.

There are two rules for success.... 1) Never reveal everything you know. 2)

To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger

@slapout Been there, done that, have the jump wings to prove it. 😎

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Gary Poole

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