Who says mornings have to be humorless? 😎

#GoodMorning
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@DyDave His charisma is off the charts, and their chemistry is quite good. I've enjoyed what I've seen so far.

I think I found the perfect socks for my wife. 🐱 😎

I need to find a hobby that doesn’t include eating or buying things.

@MrGoat Well, umm...

@0x56 "Hang on, I want to try something..."

"Well... I didn't expect to see that."

Question of the Day: What would you want your last words to be?

#QuestionOfTheDay

And what is wrong with you people who are voting for oatmeal?

The donuts in question:

Quick question: How many donuts should I have for breakfast?

@Jennifelroy One of the most innovative guitarists in rock history.

I just learned that John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was wanted for multiple counts of identity theft.

A POEM FOR MORNINGS

Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Coffee.
Coffee, coffee.
Everyone be quiet
Until I've had my
Coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Question of the Day: What is the worst song to get stuck in your head?

#QuestionOfTheDay

@CinnamonGirlE You obviously need a visit from the coffee delivery van. ☕

When I was a kid, I had to be really careful not to curse around adults. Now, as an adult, I have to be really careful not to curse around kids.

Besides, they probably know better curse words and I don't want to embarrass myself by being old fashioned in my cursing.

If you ever want to know what I'm like before I have my first cup of coffee, well... I asked my AI assistant to come up with a visual.

Yep... seems about right. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out.