@stueytheround Um... no thanks. 🤢

Me: "My arms are sore this morning."
Co-worker: "Did you overdue your workout routine?"
Me: "Um.... workout routine?"
Co-worker:
Me:
Co-worker: "You do work out, right?"
Me: "Does walking downstairs to feed the cats count?"

Doing the math, a single jello shot is 2 ounces, there are 128 ounces per gallon, so that would make 3,520 shots.

Otherwise known as a really fun weekend with friends. 😎

@misterfive Already made, one would assume.

Question of the Day: What would you do with a 55-gallon drum of Lime Jello?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Animal crackers just don't taste right if you don't start by biting their heads off first.

And yes, I came up with that haiku myself. 😎

Today is the day
To celebrate the haiku
And to have some fun

#NationalHaikuDay
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I’m not sure about dancing sandwiches... but I admit I’m intrigued about the concept.

@northernbassist I would love one of those. Classic.

A recent government survey reports that people are more cynical these days than any time in history. Like I'm really supposed to believe that…

Well I have to go put on shoes and head to the office for a dept head meeting.

I hate wearing shoes.

@th3j35t3r You rang? 😜

So my doctor asked me the other day if I was hearing voices in my head. I asked him if there was some other part of my anatomy that I should be hearing them.

So now I’m spending the morning looking for a new doctor…

I've always been a scrambled eggs kind of guy, but I do love me some Eggs Benedict when I'm feeling fancy (and can get someone else to make my breakfast for me).

To celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day, the Question of the Day is: How do you like your eggs made for breakfast?

#QuestionOfTheDay

Update 2: Engineer finally fixed the IT snafu, so I guess this means I have to stop watching Fallout on TV and get back to work...

Update: station engineer (who knows more about IT than most IT people) still can't figure out what the IT folks did.

At least my connection to the TV station was good, so at least that part of the job wasn't affected. Just the radio stations.

I have a feeling the GM is going to be a bit cranky with the IT folks today.

Having a lovely morning. I've already had to wake up our station engineer, our general manger, and the other traffic reporter out of bed and into the station.

Why? Because someone in IT decided to "update" the network settings and now no one can access them remotely.

I work from home.

You can the problem here.

At least I have coffee

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub