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Probably showing my age here, but I have to cast my vote for M*A*S*H

According to Wikipedia, Hormel Foods made its first batch of Spam in 1937. I'm wondering when they are going to make their second batch...

Wife decided to take the day off and is sleeping in.

Problem: my studio is right next to the bedroom. And I'm doing TV and radio traffic reporting this morning.

Solution: None needed. That woman could sleep through a death metal concert.

@Say_what_now You mean "walk up the stairs carefully" ... as I'm still working from home.

Though I do have to watch out for random cats sneaking underfoot. 😁

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. Looking up, I noticed I was late.


Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

I'm not sure if this animal counts, but he's always been my favorite. 😎

To celebrate National Farm Animals Day, the Question of the Day is: What is you favorite farm animal?


If you’re telekinetic and you know it, clap my hands.

I'm in a distinctly 19th century vibe this morning, feeling like I need a top hat and violin to go sip coffee outside as the sun rises.

And this has nothing to do with the gummy I had last night before bed.

Nope, nothing at all.


I've either figured out why my computer won't work or I've discovered an infinite supply of power.

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

Apparently I’ve stumped the tech support people. Looks like someone disabled some legacy code and didn’t tell anyone or document it.

There are way too many people in IT who don’t understand the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mantra.

Tech support: "The problem is obviously with your browser, try another browser."

Me: "I've documented the error using Chrome, Edge, and Firefox."

Tech Support: (long pause) "Then it must be your operating system."

Me: "I've documented the error using three different computers, one running Win 10 Pro, one running Win 10 Home, and also on my iPad using Safari."

Tech Support: (crickets)

Is it too early to start drinking Irish coffee?

Already through my second cup of coffee this morning and having an ongoing back-and-forth with work tech support over an issue that I seem to understand better than they do.

Yeah... one of THOSE days. (sigh)

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Gary Poole

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