Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Doctor: "So how much coffee do you drink every day?"
Me: "Only one cup."
Doctor: "Oh, that's not too bad."
I asked my AI to make an image of what I look like after I've had my morning coffee.
I think my AI needs to switch to decaf...
I'm feeling good this morning.
How good?
How about flying unicorns, rainbows, butterflies, and a fresh croissant and coffee good.
Why no, I haven't been eating any gummies. Why do you ask?
I have learned over the years that people make happiness far too complicated instead of just appreciating the simple pleasures of life.
Like coffee.
Mmm... coffee.
There's nothing quite like that first sip of coffee in the morning.
Well well well... looks like Friday is finally here.
Woke us this morning to an epiphany: I need a new hobby.
Basically, several of my current hobbies just aren't as interesting/entertaining to me anymore (that was the actual epiphany).
Now I just have to figure out what the new hobby should be.
Also, I need coffee.
This is how Monday mornings feel after a long weekend...
Did someone get the license plate of the Bushmill's bottle that ran me over last night?
So apparently today is some sort of important day... which is why I'm already on my second cup of coffee.
"So what are you plans this morning?"
"Drink coffee."
"No, we mean after that."
"Umm... drink more coffee?"
Maybe Einstein wasn't actually thinking about physics but was just needing some coffee.
Happy Halloween, Cosonauts!
Yes, I will be wearing something fun today. 😎
But first... coffee!
I'm trying to stay positive.
I'm positive if I don't get my morning coffee, that "positivity" will be the least of my concerns.
I made the mistake of reading the news *before* having my first cup of coffee this morning.
How early can one add alcohol to coffee before people start thinking you have a problem?
Um... asking for a friend.
They can make me rise, but they can't make me shine.
I am not a coffee addict. I can quit anytime that I want.
I just don't want to.
Ever. ☕
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022