Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
It’s a coffee emergency! How am I supposed to do my morning show without any coffee???
Oh wait… I’ve just been informed that I can make some new coffee. Crisis averted.
Look, I’ll be cheerful once the caffeine kicks in. Before that… no promises made, no promises delivered.
Let’s all raise a mug in celebration of making it through another week.
#Good morning
#CaffeineClub.
"That's a really big cup of coffee."
"Well it's not large enough to swim in."
"Are you sure about that?"
"Well...."
People often ask how I can be so cheerful and peppy in the morning. The answer is simple: lots and lots of caffeine.
"So what size coffee what you like?"
"Just give me the pot."
"The pot?"
"Yes."
"The entire pot?"
"YES!"
Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
Contemplating the ever-swirling abyss that is the inner consciousness of my soul... either that, or I just need coffee.
I’m not sure if this coffee mug is large enough? What do you think? ☕️
#Good morning
#CaffeineClub
#ForcedPerspective.
Is it November already? Does this mean it's time for non-stop Christmas advertising?
Probably.
It's Monday morning, before dawn. That means one thing and one thing only... it's coffee time.
It’s a hair down Friday! Let’s the flowing locks fly free!
Is it coffee time yet? (looks blurrily at the clock) Yep, it's coffee time.
Narrator: "It's always time for coffee."
Colorful shirt, colorful mug, colorful personality. If there is an anti-goth league out there, I think I’m probably in the running to be their president. 🤪
#Good morning
#CaffeineClub.
Good Tuesday morning. It’s a week away from Halloween. Woo hoo!
It's coffee time! Woo hoo! Let the caffeinated goodness commence!
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022