I attended a convention over the weekend where I signed two book contracts. That's the good news.

I also ran over my prescription glasses, sprained my right knee, and threw my back out. And I can't use pain meds while on the air (for what should be obvious reasons).

Sop, umm... good morning #CaffeineClub? ☕

Woo hoo! It’s Friday! And it looks like my coffee is exploding with light and happiness. Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️

Just remember, you can't make everyone happy. Unless you are coffee. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕

Celebrating National Selfie Day with a fresh cup of coffee. Good morning, #CaffeineClub ☕️ #nationalselfieday

Welcome to Tuesday. Umm… “woo hoo”? Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

Sometimes I wonder if there's enough caffeine for a Monday. Maybe I should make my coffee with Red Bull instead of water and see what happens... #CaffeineClub

My wife says I’m like an animal before I’ve had my coffee in the morning. I have no idea what she’s talking about… Good morning, #CaffeineClub. ☕️

#ShowerThought: Do bald people still feel like pulling their hair out when they get frustrated?

In other news, guess who has yet to have their first cup of coffee this morning? Good morning #CaffeineClub

Let the ponytail fly freely and welcome in a wonderful Wednesday. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

Good Tuesday morning, #CaffeineClub ☕️ [insert witty comment here]

Hey #CaffeineClub, is it really Monday? I’ve never quite got the hang of Mondays. Maybe the first cup of coffee will help. ☕️

It’s Friday and time to break out the big mug of coffee. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

Another day, another dollar (for the coffee fund). Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

Coffee is the dream
That makes the day worth starting
Pass the sugar please

An original #haiku to start the day off right for the #CaffeineClub ☕

…and this was the moment the caffeine kicked in. Woo hoo! I’m awake! Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

It’s Monday! Who’s excited? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Well, good morning anyway, #CaffeineClub ☕️

Welcome to Friday. Good morning #CaffeineClub. ☕️

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕

Welcome to a wonderful Wednesday (at least it will be once I get the first cup of coffee inside me). Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️

Rocking a new addition to the tropical shirt collection. Good morning #CaffeineClub ☕️