Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022
Before we all start looking at red/blue maps for days, here is map showing the legality of owning a kangaroo.
After consulting the tea leaves, a crystal ball, and a cross-check with my Quija board, here's my prediction for the #election results:
(Note: I misdid my earlier map, so here's the corrected version)
Create your own map at https://www.270towin.com/
So apparently today is some sort of important day... which is why I'm already on my second cup of coffee.
"So what are you plans this morning?"
"Drink coffee."
"No, we mean after that."
"Umm... drink more coffee?"
Cheesecake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Maybe Einstein wasn't actually thinking about physics but was just needing some coffee.
Happy Halloween, Cosonauts!
Yes, I will be wearing something fun today. 😎
But first... coffee!
I'm trying to stay positive.
I'm positive if I don't get my morning coffee, that "positivity" will be the least of my concerns.
Went to the Chattanooga Zoo the other day to see the new red panda cub. Such a pretty creature.
I made the mistake of reading the news *before* having my first cup of coffee this morning.
How early can one add alcohol to coffee before people start thinking you have a problem?
Um... asking for a friend.
This is either a great Halloween decoration or very clever way to dispose of the body in plain sight.
Gary Poole
Managing editor of The Chattanooga Pulse website, best-selling SF/F editor, traffic reporter, sometime musician, kitten wrangler, lover of tropical shirts.
Joined Nov 2022