12 Angry Potatoes.

#potatomovie

It’s the first week of October, and eggnog is already in the stores. 🤦‍♂️

♫ ♪ The best part of waking up, is ♪ ♫ ... well, waking up of course. After that, though, coffee is a very close second.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

I was thinking about the whole duality of man thing this morning.

You know, the idea that humans have two contradictory parts in their nature yet somehow we can get the body and soul to exist together in harmony like a mystical/reality yin and yang of life.

Then I realized I really needed some coffee.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Some days you just need the finer things in life, like fresh coffee and croissants. So where's my personal chef and valet to bring them to me?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?

(grumbling) Fine, I'll go make them myself.

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub

Since it's October now, I guess it's time to get into Halloween mode.

"Tell the witches to cast a coffee spell!"

#GoodMorning
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Well, I guess I should start doing something productive...

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Man does not live by salad alone.

Give him some coffee, obviously. 😎

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” ~ Anonymous

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“And iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooou!”

My first reaction was, “Seriously? Someone thought this was a good idea?” Then my second reaction was, “Hmm... I wonder how much this costs?”

Heavy rains and high winds this morning due to Helene. Just one more reason to stay indoors and enjoy another cup of coffee.

#GoodMorning
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Life is like a cup of coffee. It's not enough just to be hot, there has to be some kick to it.

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I thought chocolate was already plant-based…

I told my AI to make me a cappuccino and it made me an image of a cappuccino.

We still have a long way to go with AI. Just saying...

I mean, what's the point of having an AI if I have to make my own coffee?

#GoodMorning
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"Relax" they say. "Go to your happy place" they say. "Wait, come back, there's work to be done" they say as I stay in my happy place forever.

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Them: "Can you show me happiness in one photo?"

Me: (holds up photo of fresh brewed espresso)

Them: "Well, um... yeah, we can't really argue with that."

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I found this posted over the stove in my kitchen this morning. I think my wife is trying to tell me something…

#CoSoCooking

I don't drink coffee to wake up.

I wake up to drink coffee.

#GoodMorning
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