Barista: "How much cream would you like with your coffee?"

Me: "All of it."

Barista: "All?"

Me: "All."

#GoodMorning
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#Coffee

Instead of complaining about it being too early, or too hot, or too humid, or going on about my various aches and pains, I decided today I'd be positive and helpful.

I'm sure I'll get over it soon, but in the meantime, here's a handy graphic for you coffee lovers.

You're welcome.

#GoodMorning
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#Coffee

Philosopher: "How would you define happiness?"

Me: "Coffee."

Philosopher: "Can you be more specific?"

Me: "Sure. Espresso."

#GoodMorning
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Eight year old me planning the perfect dinner:

Ready to face a new day?

Me neither. That's why coffee exists.

#GoodMorning
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#Coffee

I’m conflicted. I want them and at the same time I know there’s no way possible it could be good for me.

There's something about contemplating the mysteries of life over a morning cup of coffee.

Mainly because it's easy to let your brain wander while you're waiting for the first hit of caffeine to kick in. 😎

#GoodMorning
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#Coffee

No, handwritten sign, you are not the boss of me.

Housekeeper. Maybe something like this:

Well it's obviously time to get this day "in gear" (see what I did there?) with the morning coffee. ☕

#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
#Coffee

Up at 4:30. Start work at 5. Finish work at 6. I guess that means it's time to fire up Netflix... and make some more coffee.

#GoodMorning
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#Coffee

(note: this is what AI thinks I look like. I wish, AI. Oh how I wish.) 😂

Rise and grind, it's coffee time! ☕

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Had a dream a hedgehog in an apron and chef's hat opened a coffee stand in my front yard.

Apparently the new "relaxation" gummies are working very well.

#GoodMorning
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I just don’t understand why people keep calling me nerdy…

The best part of waking up is that it beats not waking up.

Also, there's coffee. ☕

#GoodMorning
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I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got a purebread cat.

That would be me. 😁

Today’s random question: What's your favorite beer? (Yes, it's a beer snob question)

#QuestionOfTheDay
#Beer

It's Monday again, isn't it?

I've never gotten the hang of Mondays.

Need more coffee...

#GoodMorning
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Is it Friday yet?

(checks coffee maker)

My coffee maker doesn't have a calendar, but it does make coffee so at least I have that.

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