I've decided to put a name to my personal philosophy: refrigeratarianism. It basically consists of random moments of meditation while holding the refrigerator door open and staring blankly inside.
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And here, when I do that, I've been attributing it to early senility.
The bathroom is the only room in the house I have never wondered why I walked in there.
@GaryPoole When the kids did that we told them "close the door, the penguins will escape"
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