Woah…

Tucker Carlson, campaigning for Trump: “There has to be a point at which dad comes home…Dad comes home, and he's pissed…You know what he says? ‘You've been a bad little girl, and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

Someone needs to check in on his kids. That’s creepy as hell #politics

#observation

You know, if we think about it, the whole thing had to be faked. Had to be. Why? Because McDonald's policy states that they do NOT employ convicted felons.

Has anyone else realized that if you need a name for a new Star Trek alien species, just watch a modern prescription drug commercial.

"Captain, the Ozempic have charged their phasers and the Vraylar are approaching form Starboard."

P.s. This is a repost from late Sunday. I wanted to share it with more people. I thought this one up all by myself and I'm quite proud of it!🤣😆🤣😀🤣😂

#Mastodon, summarized:

Oh I'm sorry you're at the wrong social media, you want the smaller one down the road.

@mcfate I had to Google how old his kids were, and as I suspected, they are 7 and under. Still cute. Unless they can pass for white, he (and his kids) have some pretty tough lessons ahead about "just being American" when they get older. He has no idea. I didn't either.

"Obviously, they're not WHITE, Mom."

This isn't the flex you think it is, Flipper.

Also, if your mom's so smart how come she made so many stupendously bad choices in her life?

https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/jd-vance-mother-biracial-children-crt-schools-rcna175725

We just watched the new version of Salem's Lot.

That's a decision we cannot take back

😞

@Gambit_1 @Thumprhare I totally understand what you are saying. We needed to stop playing by the rules when Rethugs weren't. I guess my point is that we won't really win anyone's hearts and minds if we lose our own.

@Gambit_1 @Thumprhare I find myself looking to Harris and Walz for a hit of that strong sense of right and goodness. It keeps me clear in the face of the avalanche of disinformation.

Another fake MUSK act of 'generosity'. He proclaimed residents of Florida could have free Starlink for 30 days ($120) because of #Milton - turns out it was just the free trial everyone gets and you still have to purchase the fucking Starlink Receiver. Which btw also requires power.

Guess what, Florida? Ron DeSantis took $15 million from an emergency fund and spent it on shipping immigrants out of state. That's $15 million that victims of Hurricanes Helene and Milton will never see. https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/07/14/desantis-immigration-cost-emergency-fund-border-keys/

#politics #climatechange

@elbutterfield @Gambit_1

It’s legal bc it isn’t a candidate doing it or their representatives.

It’s targets at dems….and if a republican does this then it’s on brand.

#sunrise somewhere in the Pacific Ocean on our way to Hawaii

US adds a robust 254,000 jobs and unemployment dips to 4.1% in sign of still-sturdy labor market

#CoSoNews #News

https://apnews.com/article/jobs-hiring-federal-reserve-inflation-unemployment-economy-87447d5187b37bb0f5cf996e25bad808

MSM needs to STOP listening to Right Wing Talking points.

“Employers added 254,000 jobs in September, blowing away forecasts and reversing a slowdown in hiring that had prompted the Federal Reserve to make a jumbo rate cut at its meeting last month.”

Oh, and more good news: “U.S. could be headed for a so-called ‘soft landing,’ with the Fed's prior rate hikes having helped to cool the economy”

How many recessions under Biden? Zero. Not so with Trump.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jobs-report-september-2024-unemployment-rate/