#Sartre said hell is other people. That's a bit excessive; hell is actually other people driving in supermarket car parks.

Gotta hand it to the IBM sales team here, achieving peak buzzword density while saying nothing meaningful.

Special crossover edition of Bargain Hunt today. Is this a genuine antique Bernard Rooke vase, or Is It Cake?

French news reporter stalked by giant baby in Paris

Beware the flying #Leatherman

Buying a dog from a breed ending in *poo is just asking for trouble.

It's not good when there are two Popes around at the same time, because Infallibility. They have to continually check each other's every sentence, lest they keep changing The Truth for us all.
#Pope

Raw red cabbage is just the best.

Well it's not what I'd normally go for but as it's the #BBC I thought I might give it a go.

#Macron looks very uncomfortable, like he'd rather be at an opera.

Sure, English is complicated to learn.

Do you remember the good old days, when #Scientology was the stupidest thing that Americans believed?

Chicken pie growing on our lawn.

Found an old clock and opened it up. The battery, which had expired in 2004, leaked its cocktail of chemicals onto the metal backplate to spectacular effect.

Have been reading Evelyn Waugh's "Vile Bodies". Got half way through and given up. Quite the dullest thing I've read in a long time.

Speke Hall Liverpool