Me: hey, can you email me a PDF of that file?

5 minutes later...
Coworker: here ::hands me a print out::

Me: good, now email me a PDF of it please

Coworker: but I just gave it to you

Me: but I need to email it to the client.

Coworker: yeah?::points at papers::

Me: but I need it in a PDF.

Coworker: yeah, I printed it from a PDF.

Me: can you EEEmail me that file then.please?

Coworker ::takes papers, goes to copier, scans them::

Me: ::4 hours later:: file..please?
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