My daughter has honey all over her face from a sandwich she made, so I told her about Winnie the Pooh.
"Vinnie the Pooh?", she said
And then I was like, holy shit, what if Joe Pesci played Winnie the Pooh.
"Piglet, get the fuck over here"
"Tigger, what the fuck you smiling about? You laughing at me? You think I'm a clown, I amuse you?
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I think in Russian they call him "Vinnie the Puka." Maybe Pooh has a dark side.