When someone "apologizes" and squeezes in a "but, you...", please know that instead of being given a sincere sorry, you're being further disrespected.

It takes so little these days to activate my gag reflex. I swear, I would make THE WORST politician or prostitute [forgive the redundancy].

People hate on Cypher for siding with Agent Smith because his mind told him the steak was juicy and delicious.
I sold out for mac and cheese.

It's Super Tuesday!
Time to buy a book, ahem, I mean, "vote."

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you've tried as hard as you can, you are a success!

I've been a recluse for a long time so I finally caved in and joined Troglodytes Anonymous.
Meetings are held once a week in a dark place and almost nobody shows up. It's perfect.

How about we come up with some new names for the days of the week?
[Example: Mehday, Bluesday, Humpday, Blursday, Friedday, Myday, Solsday]

Be not afraid or dismayed for this is just one orbit in the circle of life.

The world needs more female leaders.
They can identify with Mother Nature.
They understand the value of nurture.
They are less inclined to abuse & war.
The world needs more female leaders.

In a world with too many village idiot's, don't be afraid to flip your rutabaga rikshaw.

Bwah-ha-ha! 🤣

Come, join me on a journey...

Who else thinks that their Midi-chlorians went on a 420 smoke break and never came back?

We should all have long weekends, a pet dragon, and a friend that's a pirate.

It's March 1st and Meteorological Spring, so, feel free to flex your spring book-buying budget.

Snow covered.
Ice burdened.
Chill laden.
Frost clad.
Winter.
Write.
Edge.

Wanted: A "Give a Fuck."
Offering: A pinch of coon shit or equal parts shits and grins.

Beat my offer most pathetically ;)