I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you've tried as hard as you can, you are a success!

I've been a recluse for a long time so I finally caved in and joined Troglodytes Anonymous.
Meetings are held once a week in a dark place and almost nobody shows up. It's perfect.

How about we come up with some new names for the days of the week?
[Example: Mehday, Bluesday, Humpday, Blursday, Friedday, Myday, Solsday]

Be not afraid or dismayed for this is just one orbit in the circle of life.

The world needs more female leaders.
They can identify with Mother Nature.
They understand the value of nurture.
They are less inclined to abuse & war.
The world needs more female leaders.

In a world with too many village idiot's, don't be afraid to flip your rutabaga rikshaw.

Bwah-ha-ha! 🤣

Come, join me on a journey...

Who else thinks that their Midi-chlorians went on a 420 smoke break and never came back?

We should all have long weekends, a pet dragon, and a friend that's a pirate.

It's March 1st and Meteorological Spring, so, feel free to flex your spring book-buying budget.

Snow covered.
Ice burdened.
Chill laden.
Frost clad.
Winter.
Write.
Edge.

Wanted: A "Give a Fuck."
Offering: A pinch of coon shit or equal parts shits and grins.

Beat my offer most pathetically ;)

I remember when I had a twinkle in my eye... oh, wait, that was a twinkie. Never mind.

A protagonist may capture your heart and imagination, but it is YOU, the reader, that is the HERO of books.

It's February 29th and thus a great day to leap into something unique.

IF AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" came out today, the title would be, "Cleanliness-Challenged, Occupationally-Oriented Duties, Performed at a cost that both benefits the consumer and appropriately compensates the Worker."
Kind of catchy.