I remember when I had a twinkle in my eye... oh, wait, that was a twinkie. Never mind.

A protagonist may capture your heart and imagination, but it is YOU, the reader, that is the HERO of books.

It's February 29th and thus a great day to leap into something unique.

IF AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" came out today, the title would be, "Cleanliness-Challenged, Occupationally-Oriented Duties, Performed at a cost that both benefits the consumer and appropriately compensates the Worker."
Kind of catchy.

It's easier to misinform than address.
It's easier to criticize than critique.
It's easier to blame than guide.

Don't be easy.

Some are so absorbed in their own self-righteousness or calamity that they only step outside of themselves or world view to point a finger and say, "Whoa, ye, thou should not..." which stands in stark contrast to the fact they never did, or will ever do, anything that matters.

To have a home where you could enjoy nature, and witness sunsets as readily as sunrises, well, that is my happy place.

Even in the unlikely event I became fabulously rich, I would still visit thrift shops. They are such a joy and evidence the minimalist and compassionate aspect of humanity.

In Seinfeld's, "The Contest," the characters see who can go the longest without masturbating.
If the cast of Seinfeld was comprised of the Fellowship of the Ring, who would bow out first, and who would win?

"Flogging the tired horse," as they say, is not nice, but whipping the exhausted unicorn is really bad.

-20c this morning.
Yep, spring is in the air 🙄

Good evening

Time for supper.
I made hamburger and gravy, mashed potatoes, and home-grown carrots.
I probably cook better than I write. At least some people would take a chance on my cooking.

“O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?”
"I'm here."
"Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?”
Romeo: Damn, girl's gotta get her some 5-G!

Do you ever feel like God or the Universe has something against you?

She was younger than me, and beautiful, and made it clear she wanted some, well, ah, "sweetness."
I can't lie... I thought about it, but I feared my soul would burn in hell if I cheated on chocolate.

I did an ancestry DNA test and discovered my great-grandfather was a potato. :(

On the upside, I have his eyes.

I'm not saying Miss Piggy bragged about being with Kermit, but she certainly wallowed in it.

Sex and the City was a hugely successful TV series, far surpassing the prequel, Frontier Fourplay.