I'm not saying I'm wasting my life away, but Jeffrey Lebowski seems a bridge too far.

Everything was fine between Jam and Jelly, until that steamy and sticky night with Marmalade.

Trump selling Bibles is like Putin selling Navalny bobblehead dolls.

"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
"I'm in the kitchen, Juliet; making ragù alla bolognese."
"O Romeo, Romeo, please use mamma's red wine!"
🙄"I always do, Juliet."
"O Romeo, Romeo, when you used Vino de Costco, that stuff killed me!"
Romeo knew he would never live that down.

A "stipend" sounds like something that involves a proctologist.
No, no "stipends" for me, thank you.

"Any brown tubers from south of the border, shithole countries, or spuds born with only one eye, shall NEVER come into this nation, violate our pallet, and POLLUTE OUR POTATO BLOOD!!!"
- Wannabe Dic Tater, 2024

I might be old-fashioned, but holding hands with someone you care about, is pure gold [or so I remember].

Anyone interested in a one-way trip to cocaine karma?
I wrote about it ;)

Due to several redeeming qualities (music, love, books, etc.), benevolent Aliens were ready to rescue us from ourselves, but then they visited a roadside toilet.

Maybe you're not in the market for a new story, but when you are, it would be wonderful if you considered one of my offerings.
THANK YOU!

What does "The key to the city" actually unlock?

WRONG ANSWERS, only, please :)

Good evening

It's raining cats and dogs and the SPCA won't take my calls!

Good evening from my little piece of peaceful Paradise.

Spring'ish sunset

Water is life.
Mother Nature's balance.
Biologics' thermoregulator.
Medium for culinary delights.
Clear in the day, sparkling at night.
It caresses the skin and kisses lips.
Water is life.

Today is World Water Day.

What do you most like about water?

Today is World Water Day.🌊🥤🚿🫧
Protect, appreciate, and conserve this life-critical resource.

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