A "stipend" sounds like something that involves a proctologist.
No, no "stipends" for me, thank you.
@EdgeOErin Church of England stipends are so meagre, that they can stick em where the monkey put his nut.
@stueytheround ha ha ha!!!
@EdgeOErin Etymology
Middle English, alteration of stipendy, from Latin stipendium, from stip-, stips gift + pendere to weigh, pay
@EdgeOErin: I thought it was how pig farmers got paid.