How are Santa and Old Man Winter related?

At Bridgend, Cape Breton.

Still xnowing...

When Old Man Winter and Groundhog Day conspire against us...

Snow and more snow

Funeral pyres used to be a hot commodity back in the day....

SEGUE ALERT! A Norse-mythology-inspired boatbuilder burns himself into the perfect tugboat he built to ply the turbid - and occasionally bloody - waters of the Arrow Lakes.

Doesn't anybody swashbuckle anymore?

Pancakes and eggs for breakfast, salami or bologna sandwiches and donuts for lunch, pizza and burgers for supper, even Ritz Crackers for an evening snack, and, yet, some Knights of the Round Table had the gall to complain that they weren't getting three square meals a day!

There's been someone raiding people's garbage cans, stealing broken-down equipment, and basically snagging anything useless that's not nailed or bolted down.
I reckon many other places have a pillage idiot.

Taylor Swift = Yes.
Vivek Ramaswamy = HELL, NO!

Best use for veggie burgers?

Tap...tap... 🎤
Is this thing broken?

I thought the true story of my epic backpacking trip in Bavaria would get me on the best-seller list.
Sadly, I barely sold any copies!
The cover art was wonderful, but I suppose I could've chosen a better title than Mein Kampfing Fahrt.

"Psst.... I know this guy who writes books."
;)

Everyone that says they died laughing experiences the Lazarus effect.

Good afternoon from my place in the sticks

"But Senbei are delicious and crisp and have been safely enjoyed since the Tang Dynasty! There's no way they are bad! You can't make me stop!"

"I said, Chinese Hackers."

"Oh."

You planned to buy a book this month, but, just haven't got around to it.
Well, GOOD NEWS, it's January 30th, AND YOU CAN STILL COOK UP AN EBOOK!

Gulls always skip leg day.

Driveway plowed.