Good morning :)

The medical professional to my left said I was perfectly fine.
The one on the right indicated that I could die at any moment.
Paradox sucks.

Want me to stop making bad puns?
Buy one of my books.

[Yes, I need help]

I've decided to give up my balloon-riding enterprise. People just couldn't stop getting up in all bizness.

I was on the catwalk, ya, on the catwalk, and was striding so hard that I got a stitch.
Man, that really cramped my style.

The trapeze artists were squirting sunscreen on the dancers below, who were returning fire with raw eggs.
Meanwhile, the MC was taking verbal jabs at the audience. His cursing was off the charts!
I was so stunned, I rechecked my ticket.
Turns out I paid $100 for Jerk du Soleil.

Officer Ethan Birchom believes he will find at least some of the missing young adults, but what he wants more than anything is to find at least one alive. But what Ethan unearths is as archaic as it is present, as ageless as it is mortal, and as wicked as it is incorruptible.

Diversity is the rainbow.
The pot of gold at the end?
Earth.

Winter in the Appalachian woods of Cape Breton.

It's been a wintery winter this winter.

As I lay in bed with my gf, I was having trouble getting a signal, so I held my device close to her boobs.
Nothing!
Wireless Bra's?
False advertising, man.

Seeing basketball players fight is like watching octopi quarreling at the sushi bar.

It's not too late in the day to start on an eBook.

It took 56.5 years, but I have found my identity❣️
I am Métis (one of the three indigenous peoples of Canada). 💙
If you elect to follow me on this journey of enlightenment, re-discovery, and self-improvement, it will be deeply appreciated.

I am Canadian, but I'm also Métis.
From today forward, I am Métis first, but a Métis who is committed to Canada being the best nation it can be.

The greatest minds and talents out there have not come forward due to the forces (sometime internal, mostly societal) arrayed against them.
Humanity desperately needs a paradigm shift in the way we think and operate. The instrument of that change will almost certainly be a magnificent idea or individual not considered "normal" by "civilized" society.

I wish there was a Métis Party of Canada.
Perhaps we could bridge the divide that is developing into a chasm between Canadians.
Maybe, just maybe, we could create something special that could be emulated elsewhere?
It's possible we could integrate economy and ethics, save Mother Nature, and ourselves.
I am Métis.
"The Métis are a distinct Indigenous people with a unique history, culture, language, and way of life."