@CriticalCupcake "SEE... SEE... What'd I tell you?!... NO, don't look! Act casual."

@CriticalCupcake CATASTROPHE.

Or....

Resaon #1 why dogs are better than cats.

@CriticalCupcake
I'm not standing on the wall, *you're* standing on the wall

@CriticalCupcake Nothing to see here I meant to do this!

@CriticalCupcake Being a sci-fi nerd I couldn't resist the old Philadelphia Experiment dish I found while antiquing. 'What a great cat food bowl' I thought.

@CriticalCupcake

*record scratch freeze frame*

"Yep, that's me. You might be wondering..."