There's a video going minor viral supposedly showing Haitians performing a baptism in a river.

This is an actual thing for MANY churches. Lake, river, ocean - pools and tubs. Immersion and open water baptisms are huge in Evangelical congregations. Like big special events.

It's all about the outrage, it doesn't even have to make sense anymore.

SAME DAMNED DAY!

It's apparently OK and 'Murican for white folks to go stand in FLOOD FUCKING WATERS FILLED WITH CHEMICALS and get DUNKED.