Oh no! God is going to turn the country ... *checks notes*... sticky, gooey, and syrupy. 🥞
Of course, an alternate way to view it is the Hellmouth is opening at Bedminster. 🔥
Ever notice how, when a tornado rips through some God fearin' rural area, it's all pictures and stories of babies carried in the hands of God and being deposited gently in the middle of rubble holding a Bible and speaking in tongues?
Yes. Different set of God's rules.
They don't usually [but they get them], but say why Joey. I can give you a map and help you explain why earthquakes in that area is unusual.
I swear, I think maybe 10% of the country made it past 8th grade.
I gave up explaining weather events to Bible wavers decades ago.
Probably added years to my life.
@Cosmichomicide The grapes of high-viscosity wrath.😏
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After Katrina hit I was surprised and saddened by those spewing similar words about NOLA. Some people never change.