No one ever called the original Road House a thinking man’s action flick, but they might now thanks to this dumbed-down remake. Think about that for a second. Think about what it entails to dumb down fucking Road House — and somehow they did it; a lot of people get socked in the face in this movie, but it’s the filmmakers who seem to have been punch-drunk.
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I've seen Road House because Patrick Swayze, shirtless and sweaty, was a must see in '89.
Jake Gyllenhaal is no Patrick Swayze and I wouldn't give any portion of a ticket price to Conor McGregor, so I do not feel any compulsion to see the remake.
I do appreciate that it's apparently terrible.