Okay.
#TwoTruthsOneLie
I got drunk with Alison Moyet
I fell over Darryl Hall's boot
I sold VHS movies to Tom Kiefer
Choose the lie.
@Shelter and I was wrong. Don't know why but Hall's boot seemed a feasible answer at the time.
@Coffee_and_Salt
Because I am clumsy AF.
@Shelter i mean, i wasn't gonna say it all out loud like that.
@Shelter also, because memes, all further usage of AF means "AS FORETOLD," in all caps, just like that.
This is probably true in my case.
@Coffee_and_Salt years ago I saw 16 get on the arm of the sofa, look at an empty box in front of the sofa, get down, move the box closer, get back on the arm, and I yelled, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
"WHAT??"
"You're planning to jump into the box to slide across the floor, but it won't work. You'll tip backwards and slam your head into the floor."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I used to do that same shit!"
"Oh."