There's a video going minor viral supposedly showing Haitians performing a baptism in a river.
This is an actual thing for MANY churches. Lake, river, ocean - pools and tubs. Immersion and open water baptisms are huge in Evangelical congregations. Like big special events.
It's all about the outrage, it doesn't even have to make sense anymore.
@Cosmichomicide
Every evangelical I ever knew is widely familiar with the practice.
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Yah. Even my perfectly mainstream Methodist church held open water baptisms a couple of times a year as special offerings.