Same, plant.. same.

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I stopped into Walmart to buy some craft supplies for the kids in the morning program and heard the in-store music play Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division.

Well, that's it. Seems my dissociation has finally taken a hard left turn into an alternate reality.

You deserve all things good.

Art by Jennifer Wagner

According to my local pharmacist, Novavax has shown to have fewer side effects, however, it has lower efficacy than the standard Covid update vax.

Choose the one that is best for you.

🤣

@ReneeVoiceBrand Surprise!! 🤣

It's possible that you may not be able to afford $100,000 for Trump's new watch with a $90,000 markup, but you could still get his $399 official "The Never Surrender High-Tops" golden sneakers.

Oh, you say they are sold out on his website.. well, fear not.. I've done the homework for you.

Ebay.

Orders ship from Shenzhen, China.

#Trump
#TheGriftIsStrong

Free covid tests by mail program revived by Biden administration
People can again order four covid tests per household. The move comes ahead of an expected winter coronavirus wave.
People can request four free at-home tests per household through covidtests.gov. They will begin shipping Monday.

A must see.. 🤣

Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch (Official Video) by Carsie Blanton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tfH1nty62U

I know I did mothering right when my 19 yo with bronchitis called me so I can sing her the same lullabies I sang to her in her childhood.. so that she may sleep better. 😊

There is a special place in hell for the person who created the complexity of headers and footers in Word. Sure.. sounds easy in theory, but to actually navigate through the process is mentally exhausting.

Don't even get me started on page numbers.

[Screaming into the void] 😱 😱

@catlynne333 "Our reporting also shows the Haitian population may be more around 12,000-15,000. That’s according to Mayor Rob Rue, who conducted a news conference in the city on Sept. 10. That number comes from the Clark County Health District and other partners."

That's approx. 1/4 the city's population. I've been reading stories where local members are lining up outside Haitian businesses to show their appreciation for being there. 💟

Source for pop #: https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/haitian-immigrants-in-springfield-ohio-why-they-chose-this-city/2YSECZBYS5DYTF35SC5U4QS5SI/

It's the little things that bring me joy.

In case you feel the need to exercise this weekend..

How to Dance Goth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSGlaG5PAE

@redenigma In Virginia, all geese are protected. But in Ohio, there is a goose season. I can't imagine that a felon like T cares at all about the rules of anything, much less hunting season.

THIS is true. In Virginia Beach, geese are literally everywhere. Here is their method.. the head goose steps out onto the street or sidewalk, giving you "the look" daring you to come any closer.. then he stands there while the 72 other geese lazily cross in front of you. They hold up traffic. They chase kids. They will attack. They will not be fucked with.

If you think anyone is creeping up on a goose and carrying it off.. I laugh in your face!

#Trump
#Politics

Silliness..

One of my favorite memories of my dad was going to shop in Sears for tools, then meander through the mall and end up in Kmart where we would browse and get the best popcorn in town before heading home. I was in college and he had bad hips.. I used to tease him that he covered more distance going side to side than he did moving forward. He even let me drive his car much to the dismay of my older brothers who were not allowed to do so.

Kmart was always my fave.