@rokkinbobokkin Sorry. The darker the other place gets, the more goofy I am here.

I was mostly offline today.
So, you know, equal opportunity angst.

"They're alone too."

Today, I opened a vein. I have fewer platelets now, but they gave me a bag of Goldfish crackers.

9/10 would recommend.

@Oh_Katy someone needs to tell her to pee after sex. It's not rocket surgery.

If you're being chased by a killer, you're BOTH running for your life.

Is it really "no better to be safe than sorry," A-ha?

@tyghebright Virginia should've ratified it.

I'm not ready for him to grow this quickly. Stay little just a little while longer, Finn. 💞

You know what the Constitution never mentions?

Women.
We should probably evacuate as soon as possible.

@basketballlifer that's what I've heard. Unless they're hazing the new kid.

At some point last night, I tooted my 100th toot. It seems like a lot in a month, but it's probably a perfectly normal amount of tooting ..right?

@rokkinbobokkin 😂

@rokkinbobokkin just make sure there are no leeks in the tub.

Mmmm, soup.

Just a reminder that your friendly neighborhood Satanic Temple doesn't want your babies.
#politics #religion

If you know, you know.
Not #politics it's #camping

I miss Molly Ivins #politics

@j0n Thank you, Jon. This is a wholesome break from the bluebird of unhappiness.