“Just sit in your Ferrari and turn on the heat. Problem solved, duh!”
@Bix Says the guy who will never have to figure out how to stay warm in his life.
Unless his private plane crashes in some remote mountain range somewhere, and he's trapped, alone, freezing, and frightened, unable to even summon help from among the common people he disdained.
Not that I'd put a curse on him or anything. That would be naughty.
But I do think it would be okay to lock him in a freezer with an electric blanket for a while.
@Bix I wonder how many electric blankets we'd need to wrap that guy in if we send him to antarctica?
@AskTheDevil @Bix
What would you plug them into?
@jjGravitas @Bix Well, he seems to not care where poor people get their electricity from. I think it should be up to him to provide the electricity. He is an energy czar, after all, right?
@jjGravitas @Bix I just realized that was a perfect chance to list a bunch of their orifices.
@Bix
I say. Dismantle THEIR homes for fire wood...
Much better solution...