#TrumpNYcriminalTrial
Happy Voir Dire Day update:
@InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire
@InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @JoyfullyDazed
From the NYT article:
"Mr. Trump’s lawyers have warned him repeatedly that he needs to try not to behave erratically in front of juries and that some judges will have him put in jail if he does."
@Bix @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire
He's well-known for taking his lawyer's advice, so everything should go swimmingly. 👍😎
@Bix @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire
The hardest part for him will be hearing the responses from potential jurors. He hears something bad, he'll want to react with anger, he hears something positive, he'll want to give his ugly grin and a thumbs up. One never knows what will cause him to react, or how.
I think day 3ish, he'll start getting antsy and pissed off about being there.
@JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn
"Trump is very likely going to be held in contempt, just a question of when"
@JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn
Large courthouses have jail cells, my guess is that Secret Service agents would get to hang out with the guards. If we ever get to this point.
@JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
🎶 So you had a bad day 🎶
@Bix @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
I'll say this... Kudos to whoever got those 50 layers of makeup blended with his hairline. Herculean task for sure.
@JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
The person that Aqua-Nets that hair swirl is the real hero.
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
“Whether you’re inciting insurrection, leading a hostile takeover, or just shooting a quick 18 before banging the porn star of your dreams — winners use AQUA NET! The choice of folliclely-challenged and insecure white males from Mar A Lago to the gun range and 1/6 Hostage jail cells! Turn that hairdon’t into a MAGA hairdo with AQUA NET! Half of all proceeds go to the DJT Defense Fund LLC.”
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
Alter reminds us that — in addition to documents and tapes as evidence — we have an all-star cast!
@InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
Peggy Peterson or David Dennison?
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
Kristy G doesn't want us to forget --
"Trump initially denied knowing about the hush money payments when they were first reported. Only after law enforcement searched Cohen’s premises did Trump acknowledge that he knew about the payments and had reimbursed Cohen for them. Trump’s lie exhibits his consciousness of guilt. Why would he lie if he thought he did nothing wrong?"
@InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
Trump's lawyers are prepared to argue that heir client could not have consciousness of guilt because he is without a conscious.
@CanisPundit @InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
he's pleading a psycho defense?
@CanisPundit @InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188 i heard that he claimed he couldn't have committed a crime because he had a team of lawyers.. or some such.. lol
@Museek @CanisPundit @InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @Lucky188 😆😆😆 he gets dumber every time he opens his mouth.
@NorCalCherylLyn @CanisPundit @InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @Lucky188 he's like the Tasmanian Devil and so tangled up in his lies that it’s hard to untangle! It’s got to be exhausting for everyone involved.
@InUnfunky @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
I needed this today. Have this sick sensation he’s gonna walk from this too.
@LnzyHou @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188
If so, it'll be because a jury of his lower Manhattan peers elected to look past the voluminous evidence the state has compiled...the very same material that sent Cohen to prison.
@InUnfunky @LnzyHou @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn @Lucky188 I'd like to see a news article now on how common it is (or not) for underlings to go to prison for crimes while the boss who ordered the crimes walks free.
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @Lucky188
I would have bet that it couldn’t be done. Herculean task for sure!
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn I do wish we could hear the case.
@VelvetDuchess @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @UmbaSaffire @NorCalCherylLyn
We SHOULD be able to hear this case:
@Bix @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire @JoyfullyDazed
I’m expecting a full blown meltdown before the week is out.
@Bix @InUnfunky @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire
couldn't happen to a nicer shitheel
@InUnfunky @CanisPundit @VelvetDuchess @UmbaSaffire
#TrumpNYcriminalTrial
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