I attended a convention over the weekend where I signed two book contracts. That's the good news.

I also ran over my prescription glasses, sprained my right knee, and threw my back out. And I can't use pain meds while on the air (for what should be obvious reasons).

Sop, umm... good morning #CaffeineClub? ☕

The older I get, the more attractive the thought of spending the rest of my life in bed is sounding...