Wondering what the one 3-star review says. 🤔

“Purchased for a young man who was failing algebra. Did not realize that STEM learning with this toy referred to ‘Sexual Torture and Extreme Masochism.’ OTOH Jimmy says he found ‘a new kink.’ 3 stars.”

@Jezibaba …

@Apocryphiliac 😂

@stueytheround @Apocryphiliac perfect for the holidays.

@Jezibaba @stueytheround But fr tho… wtaf?

@Apocryphiliac @Jezibaba
Yeah. So realistically, we know it's fiction but suitable for kids? Nope!

@stueytheround I just… these photos… I am legitimately amazed. @Jezibaba

@Apocryphiliac
At least it doesn't show the release of the meat hooks 🤣 @Jezibaba

@stueytheround Ah man. I wish I had Photoshop installed. @Jezibaba

@Apocryphiliac "Such Sights to show Lucy"

@Apocryphiliac The new game that allows your children to open a gate into Hell.

@Apocryphiliac it moves but doesn’t actually summon the demons? 🤷🏼‍♀️

@h2oaddicted @Apocryphiliac

Only the version with the blades. Costs extra.

@tyghebright “the blades came dull out of the box. I expect more for $26!” @h2oaddicted

@h2oaddicted Actually they complained about a sticker that was affixed to one side. But wondering was a lot more fun than knowing.

@Apocryphiliac 😂 way more fun

@Apocryphiliac
Review text - "this box Ceno-bites! gift from brother-in-law would not recommend.
⭐ ⭐ ⭐"

@Snipticker Frank is such a cheap bastard. And don’t even get me started about the time he betrayed me to the Hell Priests to save his own skin.

@Apocryphiliac

was expecting to be shown such sights, torn apart by hooks instead...free shipping tho ⭐⭐⭐

😁