Idea for a horror movie
SATURDAY: THE DAY YOUR FAMILY CALLS

Idea for a sequel
SUNDAY: THE DAY THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY CALLS

#CoSoHorror

Omfg family people stop all calling me in a one-hour window so I can nap

@Apocryphiliac tell them you're putting your phone on airplane mode so you can crash.

Er, wait...

@CannibalHoliday @PaganMother omg why does everyone want to talk to me all of a sudden during the one hour window today that I want to nap. Doesn’t matter if we haven’t talked in weeks or months, for some reason they all circled it on their calendars for a phone call with me today between noon and 1:00… wtf I’d think they were pranking me but they don’t talk to each other, bc everyone in my family is divorced just sweet jeezy petes LET ME SLEEP!

@Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday It's pretty bad they do that. x.x Are you okay with turning your phone ringer off, or shutting off your mobile for a while to nap? That's usually what I have to do in order to catch a few spare zzz's.

@PaganMother @CannibalHoliday I’m gonna have to. I just got an accidental redial from one of them. Next one Ima chuck this phone through the window… 😝

@Apocryphiliac @PaganMother @CannibalHoliday I do this thing on android where I have 'starred' contacts - my husband, my mom, and a few close loved ones. A lot of my family is not even on that list.

And then when I switch to 'do not disturb' mode, I can sleep but also if any of them have an emergency, they can wake me!

@mouses @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday Funny story I remembered with this subject mentioned: Was rooming with a friend out in California. We had this "friend" of his that would drop by, drunker as a skunk and would raise all kinds of hell at odd hours. One time that "friend" dropped by while I was sleeping following an all nighter. I don't think anyone in that neighborhood can forget my naked ass chasing him down with a baseball bat. Didn't hit him, but scared the shit out of him for sure.

@mouses @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday And yes, that same "friend" sobered the hell up and left as soon as I finished yelling at him. Told him if I hear him slurring about the place again I'd beat the hell out of him for disturbing the peace. (Needless to say, he never turned up at our place without calling to check and see if we wanted his company around and to ensure he was stone cold sober.)

@PaganMother @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday People who get out of control when drinking are so annoying.

I enjoy some alcohol from time to time, hell - I even allow myself to get drunk once in a great while. I don't bother others or get all weird or show up at random places. Hell, if I've had a single drink I refuse to even leave the house for 8 hours.

@mouses @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday I know right? I mean I had gone more than 30 hours without sleep at that point in time when he turned up drunk like that, and my roommate knew I was dead tired of his friends shit. Third time in the same week he did that, and I tore after him like I was set to kill the man, even though I literally haven't a violent bone in my body. Nude as the day I was born, I guess the dude didn't expect to get a full body flash while running from me and a baseball bat.

@mouses @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday But again, I'm a taurus, and I have a pretty long fuse. Once I go off, it's usually explosive, but that was one little story I had to share cause it was just hilarious that the dude had the balls to come back after that and apologize for waking me up that way a few days later.

@PaganMother @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday So good.

I've had a few adventures in this life, but none of them featured running down the street naked with a bat! 😉

@mouses @Apocryphiliac @CannibalHoliday It's one of my favorite drunk night chill out and laugh stories honestly. It really did happen and I'm still shocked I didn't get arrested for public indecency for it, but I was so drag ass tired at the time it went down, I didn't care, I was ready to bust his ass for waking me up for bullshit reasons.