I think that's a new favorite curse...

"Oompla loompas will sing about your death."

#libertarians

Great description

This multi vortex tornado is insane! 🌪️🌪️

It's probably one of the most violent, yet beautiful tornadoes I've ever seen.

The house looks okay, but that building...I can't tell if that's a lot of smoke or powder/fine grain material/idk

No sound. Your ears are fine lol

#cosowx #weather #extremewx

https://youtu.be/IEFGKMWYD-E

😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ohhh... I'm SO doing this.

I'm sure some of you can relate to this as much as I can. Please know you're never alone. ❤️

#truth

“You, sir, kick a ball for a living.” 👏

Guys - If you don't already know this you need to.

Don't drink and drive kids

In addition to the super sized cutting board I’ve finished up, I’d like to share that for the first time in close to 40 yrs, I’m nicotine free.

I only mention it to keep myself accountable. If even one other person decides to quit then my coming clean publicly is worth it.

Thinking about dinner

it was happenin', man...

: really rather rude of them to spell it out for everyone like that about her

@FrankCannon @process @piquant00 @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN

#LOL #memes

So I just realized that #MothersDay is Sunday. I just realized it now because I overheard kiddo telling her dad about what her classroom was doing for us. So I had to scramble to find something to send to my mom who has been taking care of my aunt the last week.

My husband kept saying, “send her edibles!”
“What about my mother makes you think that would go well?”

I looked at that man long and hard before realizing he meant arrangements. Edible arrangements.